Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 – 08:40:02 PM
Florida teenagers (that is, Florida, the state that just recently put evolution in its curriculum…as a theory) are under the impression that pregnancy is prevented through drinking bleach and Mountain Dew. They have a point, though–drink enough bleach, and your uterus becomes completely inoperable (as does the rest of your body).
I’ve said it before…pro-ignorance breeds [...]
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 – 08:35:47 PM
At least 1 in 4 teenage girls have an STD, according to a new CDC study. That translates into about 3 million girls. Good job, abstinence-only education, for making the world a safer place! Rarely have I seen the withholding of information be positive, especially in the context of such things as education. That, however, [...]
Friday, February 29th, 2008 – 01:30:19 PM
Earlier in the General Assembly session, Delegate Brian Moran (D-Alexandria) sponsored a bill, Alicia’s Law (HB1189), that would have appropriated $32 million towards catching the worst child pornography offenders. Alicia’s Law, named for Alicia Kozkeiwicz, who at the age of 13 was abducted from her home and transported to Herndon, VA, where she was found [...]
Monday, February 18th, 2008 – 10:15:09 PM
It’s a different world offshore.
The Telegraph reports that British ministers are considering a plan that would cause anyone under the age of 18 caught with some potent potables to have a conviction placed on their record. Officials are further considering plans to ban those under 18 from drinking altogether.
Of course, from this American’s view, such [...]
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 – 08:46:25 PM
In this edition of The Sextant, we publish, unedited, a discarded draft copy of the Cuccinelli Compass that was found lying next to a dumpster.
I’m Senator Ken Cuccinelli. Since you first elected me to the Virginia State Senate, I’ve been fighting for your family values. Unfortunately, our fight has come up against opposition–and I need [...]
Monday, June 25th, 2007 – 10:09:36 PM
Join Jonny Camacho and I this Wednesday at 6:30 for an exclusive interview with Shirley Phelps-Roper of the Westboro Baptist Church. The controversial WBC has conducted protests at funerals of soldiers, blaming all of America’s problems on homosexuality.
Listen here, and call (646) 478-5825 to be put on the air.
Sunday, April 29th, 2007 – 12:12:41 AM
You know why I blog? To attempt to channel my uncontrollable rage at the entire world into something coherent and productive (you forced me into it)! My God! You people never cease to provide me fodder for stream-of-consciousness rants! For the love of all that is good and holy!
If there’s anything I’ve learned about human [...]
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 – 09:05:33 PM
I should’ve thought of renting a homecoming date.
BEIJING - A desperate Chinese university student wants to “rent” a girlfriend for 10 days so he can show her off to his parents over the Lunar New Year holiday, state media reported Wednesday.
The physics student, who gave his name as Zhu Lijie, posted a notice on a [...]
